Need and want mean the same thing to my wife. 
I had a feeling those were the words of "the better half".

Now I'm not going to get into relationship advice here, because I don't know you or your wife or anything about how you two work together, but in my house the idea that I would have to sell one of my bikes because we "need" a different toy would be laughed at so hard I would probably end up in the hospital with several broken ribs. Of course the only money we share is for joint expenses. The rest is kept separately so there are no arguments over who gets to spend money on what.
but how are you going to jump the pool if you sell your bike?
thats just crazy talk!
and don't forget to put the shark in the pool first. Can't let the Fonz show you up like that!

I was thinking about a high reserve ($2500?) on eBay. That way I can just tell the wife it didn't sell.
eBay is expensive even if it doesn't sell. Go Craigslist which is free, or even CycleTrader, which does cost but probably not as much as ebay.
Is there not somethijng else you could sell to finance your inground? Maybe a second mortgage or something? I'm telling you - you're going to regret selling her...
Kill two birds with one stone. Sell the wife!

I'm kidding (sort of). A good wife is hard to come by, but so is a 400F.
