Okay, so I've been doing a lot of wiring, and it's all been going smooth. Last major thing is the turn signals... and I'm ready to flip. They are universal 3 wire LED ones from CycleReCycle.
On the front turn signals, the left turn signal is wired to the (brand new) switch through the red switch, and the black is going directly to the negative battery term. Signal hot wire is going directly to the battery for now. With just the left hooked up, it turns on fine. If I connect the ground on the right wire to the battery... it turns on....
WTF?