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Offline 74cb750

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Best pickup lines
« on: February 07, 2009, 11:19:00 AM »
Ok, lets have them all out in the open.

One that does not work,
"My you sure have put on weight since high school."

"You sure look better now than you did in high school. Did you use plastic surgery?."

"Look, I don't have a car, but..."
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 11:23:40 AM »
If a person is only interested in one thing and has the gumption to put up with a lot of rejections, apparently the best pick up line is: "Do you f@(k?" According to those who have had the time to conduct the study, a person is likely to 'get lucky' about one time in 83 meetings.

Personally I'm a fan of the "Nice shoes" line of thinking.
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 01:53:02 PM »
Too true nick.

I had a buddy growing up and when we started clubing I used to see woman actually slap him on the dance floor.  Asked another friend about it one night and he told me that "Chris" would ask every woman he met if she was interested in giving him "haed".

He regularly went missing for 15 mins at a time ;D

Wasn't my MO, but it sure worked for him ;D
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 03:42:45 PM »
ask them when is the baby due
that gets the conversation going
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 05:45:17 PM »
Quote from: tramp on February 07, 2009, 03:42:45 PM
ask them when is the baby due
that gets the conversation going

A friend of mine was due with her first boy and some one asked if she was having twins, she got soooo pissed.
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 09:27:31 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on February 07, 2009, 11:23:40 AM
If a person is only interested in one thing and has the gumption to put up with a lot of rejections, apparently the best pick up line is: "Do you f@(k?" According to those who have had the time to conduct the study, a person is likely to 'get lucky' about one time in 83 meetings.

Personally I'm a fan of the "Nice shoes" line of thinking.

Nick,
I have had considerable success combining the two that you mention... as in:
"Nice shoes, wanna f@(k?"
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 09:30:39 AM »
how about this
"you can be replaced by a case of beer and a good dog
but i don't have any money for beer so i'll guess you'll have to do"
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 06:02:39 PM »
I've always thought the 1967 - 72 Ford F series' had the nicest lines... ;D

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2009, 11:32:08 AM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on February 07, 2009, 05:45:17 PM
Quote from: tramp on February 07, 2009, 03:42:45 PM
ask them when is the baby due
that gets the conversation going

A friend of mine was due with her first boy and some one asked if she was having twins, she got soooo pissed.



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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2009, 02:04:02 PM »
I tried "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" in the group waiting room at divorce court.




Got me a chuckle, but not a date.  Probably weren't either one of us too dateable anyway but I thought it was ballsy.
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2009, 02:10:27 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on February 07, 2009, 11:23:40 AM
If a person is only interested in one thing and has the gumption to put up with a lot of rejections, apparently the best pick up line is: "Do you f@(k?"


Interestingly (and obviously, if you think about it), women have great success with lines like this.  I've personally seen it work at a 200% success rate, ie for each utterance, two guys step forward.

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 02:27:43 PM »
When I was 10+ years younger, I used to go clubbin' a lot so I would shoot out some liners just for shock value, not as a pick up line.

The second or third night after meeting the woman that became my wife and gave me three children, I asked her something that I thought that everyone in the world had heard and I would get a look like that was cheezy and your stupid look.  I got the total opposite.  So, I asked "Is your daddy a thief", she responded with a loud and mean "What?  You called my dad a what?".  Back peddeling a bit and with a grin from ear to ear (it was the best response I had heard).  I finished with "I just wanted to know who stole the stars and put them in your eyes".  I got an "F U, don't ever call my dad a thief".  It is like she never heard the second part.  She still gives me chit for it 10 years later.

I guess the above was payback for the first words out of my mouth to her the night I met her.  She walked up to me and asked if I knew how to dance.  I said, F'n B, turned around and walked away.  Mind you, she did stop me again later to talk to me, I walked away when she turned her head and she stopped me again outside when the club was closed.  She talked me into breakfast and I have been with her for 10 years now.

Note, if she had asked me to dance and not if I knew how to dance, I would have said yes and that would have prolly been the end of it.
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2011, 08:57:14 PM »
I heard this one over the weekend:

Is that the dress you want to go to jail in?

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2011, 06:17:41 AM »
You'd bump a 2 year old thread for that?  It's just a variation on "That dress will look nice, crumpled up on my bedroom floor".
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2011, 09:25:49 AM »


Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 03:44:00 PM »
Yup,the nice shoes worked.I am now married to her.That is exactly how I met my wife.
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 04:01:30 PM »
 :o Didn't we go to different high schools together?  ;)
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 04:27:09 PM »
Well....thats nuff bout me................lets talk about yer ta tas. :P
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 05:24:59 PM »
Wanna Fcuk.?...NO?   well lie down while i have one...... ;D
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« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2011, 12:33:11 AM »
Quote from: zzpete on June 14, 2011, 04:01:30 PM
:o Didn't we go to different high schools together?  ;)
I like it!!!............could work 8)
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2011, 01:55:14 AM »
My personal favorite is, "my face will be leaving in a quarter of an hour, I would like you to be on it" ;)
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« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2011, 05:25:15 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2011, 08:16:09 AM »
You smell very nice... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
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Re: Best pickup lines
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2011, 10:39:56 AM »
Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on June 15, 2011, 08:16:09 AM
You smell very nice... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

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