Author Topic: Young chick in Health Club (Read 3864 times)

roy1 · « **on:** June 07, 2011, 11:41:12 AM »

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...

He asked the trainer that was near by "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......

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Mike the bike · « **Reply #1 on:** June 07, 2011, 02:02:24 PM »

Why did you post this on the 'Humour' forum? It's not at all funny.

markb · « **Reply #2 on:** June 07, 2011, 03:10:08 PM »

You must be younger and in better shape than me.

TwoTired · « **Reply #3 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:13:04 PM »

Quote from: Mike the bike on June 07, 2011, 02:02:24 PM

Why did you post this on the 'Humour' forum? It's not at all funny.

Why did you post here. It's not at all funny. (And highly judgmental. Or, do you just want to suppress any joke you are unable to "get"?)

Hope · « **Reply #4 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:20:55 PM »

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:40:24 PM »

Quote from: TwoTired on June 07, 2011, 06:13:04 PM

Quote from: Mike the bike on June 07, 2011, 02:02:24 PM
Why did you post this on the 'Humour' forum? It's not at all funny.

Why did you post here. It's not at all funny. (And highly judgmental. Or, do you just want to suppress any joke you are unable to "get"?)

Whats to get..? its lame....

roy1 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 07, 2011, 07:14:55 PM »

It should be obvious that it's a joke from another part of the world, and not American. Some jokes are dry, some, rye, some a bit different.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #7 on:** June 07, 2011, 07:53:08 PM »

Quote from: roy1 on June 07, 2011, 07:14:55 PM

It should be obvious that it's a joke from another part of the world, and not American. Some jokes are dry, some, rye, some a bit different.

Ok then, explain why its so obvious that its from another part of the world then....That makes about as much sense as the joke....

Skunk Stripe · « **Reply #8 on:** June 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM »

Sounds total usa to me, maybe that is why your dont "get" it.

cb650 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 07, 2011, 08:37:05 PM »

I've heard that joke before and its ok. This just goes to prove another thread and my post the some people should keep the mouth shut. Yes flame and bit$h ask me if I care.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #10 on:** June 07, 2011, 08:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Skunk Stripe on June 07, 2011, 08:13:53 PM

Sounds total usa to me, maybe that is why your dont "get" it.

Oh i get it, its just lame.....

cb650 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 07, 2011, 09:13:36 PM »

Just my point HAHA

Mike the bike · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2011, 12:34:06 AM »

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Whats to get..? its lame....

That's my point. It's lame and not worth repeating.

roy1 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2011, 04:30:58 AM »

My wife is so addicted to ATM's she doesn't care where they're located.

rhos1355 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:19:31 AM »

Feck's sake.........must be menopause season again. So much ado about a simple joke.
Get back to your workshops/sheds/garages all of you, there's bikes that need fettlin' out there!!

Skunk Stripe · « **Reply #15 on:** June 10, 2011, 05:20:35 AM »

Well it is just we already had 1 bad joke poster, we didn't need another one. Oh, wait, it is still fuzzy with just a different name! Some of the same jokes already even.

Damfino · « **Reply #16 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:30:48 PM »

Quote from: Eldar/Vinmans Brew/Inogo Montoya/Skunk Stripe on June 10, 2011, 05:20:35 AM

Well it is just we already had 1 bad joke poster, we didn't need another one. Oh, wait, it is still fuzzy with just a different name! Some of the same jokes already even.

C'mon, Eldar/Vinmans Brew/Inogo Montoya.....lighten up!

JosepyK · « **Reply #17 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:51:22 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on June 10, 2011, 12:30:48 PM

Quote from: Eldar/Vinmans Brew/Inogo Montoya/Skunk Stripe on June 10, 2011, 05:20:35 AM
Well it is just we already had 1 bad joke poster, we didn't need another one. Oh, wait, it is still fuzzy with just a different name! Some of the same jokes already even.

C'mon, Eldar/Vinmans Brew/Inogo Montoya.....lighten up!

Insult comedy is best comedy. Well, not really but it is better than some of the stuff posted here.

Skunk Stripe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 10, 2011, 02:31:37 PM »

Wow, schmthaus, you can throw in 3 names in your accusations! And here I though only lawyers were that good.

Sorry, I can only wish I were this eldar person, he was much more involved than I am. Gee, already 1 difference

Damfino · « **Reply #19 on:** June 10, 2011, 03:07:56 PM »

Quote from: Eldar/Vinmans Brew/Inogo Montoya/Skunk Stripe on June 10, 2011, 02:31:37 PM

Sorry, I can only wish I were this eldar person, we was much more involved than I am.

Hmmmm....Freudian slip perhaps?

burmashave · « **Reply #20 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:27:49 PM »

Roy, be a dear and zip about through humor section to let us know what's not funny to you. That'll be a help. Thanks.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2011, 11:12:33 AM »

Quote from: Skunk Stripe on June 10, 2011, 05:20:35 AM

Well it is just we already had 1 bad joke poster, we didn't need another one. Oh, wait, it is still fuzzy with just a different name! Some of the same jokes already even.

Yeah.........lotta that name changin' goin' down!!!!!!

Skunk Stripe · « **Reply #22 on:** June 13, 2011, 09:26:57 AM »

Yes, it should have been HE but I type like crap and apparently proof read like crap too. Too much reliance on spell check.

But I suppose, since I joined a forum, I MUST be eldar. Hell, you joined a forum too! So you must also be eldar. Damn, we ALL joined a forum...

Gordon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 13, 2011, 10:19:42 AM »

The only funny thing is that Roy1/ fuzzy2bucks/ bucky katt/ fuzzybutt (oh Hell let's just make it easier and call him by his real name, Jeff) thinks he has everyone fooled with his name/profile changes.

Let's see here:

Long-time member "Fuzzybutt" changes his forum name to "Bucky Katt". Nothing strange there as people change their names frequently while maintaining the same user profile.

Then sometime in the Summer of 2010 "Bucky Katt" screws over fellow forum member for parts/money and never comes back again to clear his name or tell his side of the story. Very suspicious, especially for a long-term member and prolific poster who was actively updating his facebook page throughout the whole discussion of his thievery.

Then, even though no longer posting since July, when the incident was brought to the attention of the forum, member "bucky katt" remained active on the forums until September of 2010.

Then in October of 2010 member "fuzzy2bucks" joins the forums and begins filling up the humor section with mostly tired jokes. Notice any similarity to the previous two names?

May 23rd "fuzzy2bucks" deletes his profile.

May 25th "Roy1" joins the forums and begins filling up the humor section with mostly tired jokes.

Jeff,
You can spam the humor section all you want, but you are not a member of this community and will never be one again unless you come clean about screwing over a fellow member.

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=74226.msg824990#msg824990

mrbreeze · « **Reply #24 on:** June 14, 2011, 12:08:00 AM »

Got that sh!t right!!!!!!!...........We got a good thing goin' and if Jak ovvs wanna come in and sour it all up.........we WILL weed ya out and put the skids on UUUUU!!!!..................Got it?

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paulages · « **Reply #25 on:** June 14, 2011, 01:39:16 AM »

Jesus christ, can this "humor" #$%* stop spamming up a motorcycle forum already? I remember a time when "unread posts" were primarily motorcycle related topics/questions. Now I have to filter through a bunch of bull#$%* "jokes" just to find anything interesting related to an SOHC motorcycle. I'd rather go back to the political arguing days!

#$%*ING STOP THE SPAMMING!

simon#42 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 14, 2011, 10:37:23 AM »

i quite liked bucky katt , up to the point he ripped off a fellow forum member . fuzzy2bucks deleted his account after having another of his crap racist jokes remove by the moderators , roy1 seems to be continuing where fuzzy left off ........ go and get a life you sad wanker

Gordon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 14, 2011, 01:28:23 PM »

Quote from: simon#42 on June 14, 2011, 10:37:23 AM

i quite liked bucky katt , up to the point he ripped off a fellow forum member . fuzzy2bucks deleted his account after having another of his crap racist jokes remove by the moderators , roy1 seems to be continuing where fuzzy left off ........ go and get a life you sad wanker

Yes, fuzzybutt/buckykatt had a penchant for deleting his account in a huff only to show back up a few days later like nothing ever happened. Some things never change.

andy750 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:05:16 PM »

How about we just delete the humor section. If you want jokes go somewhere else. Cut down on the spammers.

paulages · « **Reply #29 on:** June 14, 2011, 05:24:43 PM »

Quote from: andy750 on June 14, 2011, 03:05:16 PM

How about we just delete the humor section. If you want jokes go somewhere else. Cut down on the spammers.

Seriously. PLEASE.

burmashave · « **Reply #30 on:** June 14, 2011, 07:31:18 PM »

It might cut down on spammers, but on the other hand, it might send those posting jokes to the Open Forum.

rhos1355 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2011, 12:59:16 AM »

Quote from: Gordon on June 13, 2011, 10:19:42 AM

Let's see here:

Long-time member "Fuzzybutt" changes his forum name to "Bucky Katt". Nothing strange there as people change their names frequently while maintaining the same user profile.

Then sometime in the Summer of 2010 "Bucky Katt" screws over fellow forum member for parts/money and never comes back again to clear his name or tell his side of the story. Very suspicious, especially for a long-term member and prolific poster who was actively updating his facebook page throughout the whole discussion of his thievery.

Then, even though no longer posting since July, when the incident was brought to the attention of the forum, member "bucky katt" remained active on the forums until September of 2010.

Then in October of 2010 member "fuzzy2bucks" joins the forums and begins filling up the humor section with mostly tired jokes. Notice any similarity to the previous two names?

May 23rd "fuzzy2bucks" deletes his profile.

May 25th "Roy1" joins the forums and begins filling up the humor section with mostly tired jokes.

The thick plottens

Grizzly · « **Reply #32 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:44:24 PM »

Jeeez

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