Or words to that effect.
"If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't wouldn't have no luck at all" (Eric Clapton, I think, Born Under Bad Sign was it?)
Any others? Go ahead, make my day...
1st time I heard "If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all (was followed up by)
gloom, dispair and agony on me" was on a tv show called "Hee Haw"
Also, I saw a sign in a barber shop years ago that said " Cheer up things could be worse.
So, I cheered up and sure enough, they did!"
And one time a buddy told me great words of wisdom. No matter where you go,
There you are!
Well, I've bored you long enough. I've put in my 2 cents and you probably want 5 back.
Later on, Bill