Boobs vs. Willies
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?'
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry'.
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This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said,
'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
A Christmas tree?'
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Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.
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