A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk stripe on the side of the road
They stop; the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies "Put it between your legs to keep it warm." She asks, "What about the smell?"
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He says, "Hold its nose."
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