First of all, there'll be no crank photographing.
This thread and its more established cousin remind me of what I used to do to friends back in the Pleistocene Age when people used IM. While talking on the phone to someone, I'd start an IM conversation with her on a completely different topic. It's hard to do, but very annoying.
The covers are uber kuhl Herr Frankenstuffen. I'd go that route if my bike wasn't mostly stock and my ignition wasn't electronic. Because then people would say, "What's that?" And I'd say, "They're points, you dope."