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Offline roy1

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« on: June 30, 2011, 10:10:34 PM »



Ole and Sven were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

Ole said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery.”

“What's dat, den?” asks Sven.
 
 

“Send my lawn away to be mowed."




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