A redneck walks into a gunshop, and asks for the largest gun in stock. Store owner shows off a 1911 .45ACP.
Redneck: You got something bigger?
Store owner shows off a .357Mag.
Redneck: You got something bigger?
Store owner shoes off a Taurus .50 revolver.
Redneck: This I like!
Store Owner: Why do you need such a large gun?
Redneck: I'm going to use it to shoot some cans!
Store Owner: Cans? What kind of cans?!!
Redneck: Just some Morroacans, South AfriCANS, Puerto RiCANS, DominiCANS and... (you can just keep adding them...).
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