This guy's wife leaves him because he's too kinky.
He goes down to the local bar to drown his sorrows and notices a woman at the end of the bar. She looks glum, too.
He sidles on down next to her and says," Can I buy you a drink? You look depressed."
"My husband left me because I'm too kinky," she laments.
He brightens up. "Say, my wife left me for the same reason."
They chat for a while and she invites him back to her apartment. She lets them in and tells him to sit on the couch. "I'm going to go put on something more comfortable. Stay right there."
She comes out of the bedroom wearing crotchless panties, pasties and carrying a bullwhip. She's got black spiked heels.
The guy is heading out the front door.
"Hey, where you going?" she asks, puzzled.
"I #$%* in your purse, I #$%*ed your dog. I'm outta here."