Two tough looking Los Angeles policemen were patrolling when they saw a beautiful girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped .
The lead officer, a big burly man, got out of the patrol car and said, "What are you doing?"
She said, "I'm going to commit suicide ."
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she did, and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she finished, the policeman said, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
She replied, "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
