After seeing the west covered in train tracks and the white man's effect on the open land, an old indian chief decided to take a train ride eastward with his oldest squaw to understand the way life in the white man's cities. He traded for 2 tickets and he and his squaw boarded the train.
After a hour, the squaw elbowed the chief and said "Squaw thirsty, Chief get squaw water!"
The old chief knew better than to start an argument with the old squaw, so he went to the next car and came back with a cup of water.
An hour later, the chief got another elbow. "Squaw still thirsty, chief get more water!"
The chief groaned, but went to the next car and came back with a cup of water.
2 hours later, the squaw couldn't sit still and elbowed the chief again "Train take long time, squaw want more water."
This time the chief left and didn't come back for 15 minutes. When he finally came back, there was no water! The squaw was mad and barked at the chief "Chief drag squaw on voyage and play games? Where is squaw's water?!"
The chief didn't even blink, and said to the squaw:
"Squaw be quiet and wait, no water now. White man sitting on well"
