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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2875 on: April 12, 2023, 12:51:07 pm »
Reminds me of the handicapped bathroom stall  ;D
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2876 on: April 12, 2023, 02:42:09 pm »
That is truly horrible. ;D
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2877 on: April 12, 2023, 06:25:19 pm »
The question is what are those handles for?  I usually hold handlebars.
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2878 on: April 12, 2023, 07:04:57 pm »
Quote from: 70CB750 on April 12, 2023, 06:25:19 pm
The question is what are those handles for?  I usually hold handlebars.

Perhaps it is a stunt bike.  It would be a stable platform.
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2879 on: April 12, 2023, 08:57:34 pm »
Are those handles wide enough to hold a slab of beer ?
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2880 on: April 12, 2023, 09:05:22 pm »
Hand stand grips? Or when the tank slipper starts you have other things to hold onto?
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2881 on: April 12, 2023, 11:05:07 pm »
That bike is "Badass". It says so, so it must be. I do like the towel rails, a touch of class..... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2882 on: April 12, 2023, 11:47:15 pm »
I think those pair of hand rails on the tank are for when you just sent your seat out to be restored;those rails are for having an 'abrasive,jerk' of a person lay down on the frame and 'act as the seat'..  :o
You sit on top of the person's back to help cushion some of the bumps in the road:you wouldn't want to ride on just frame rails with no seat,right?  That GW seat looks like it needs(too much foam,imo)some work done to it.
Those hand rails are for the human 'seat' to hang-on to while underway,while the foam seat is in the shop. A section in the rear of the faux fuel tank cover can be removed where the fuel fill cap is,so that the person's head can fit which will allow the human/'seat' to keep an eye on the electrics while underway  ::) :-X

I admit,it's better to have a Real foam motorcycle stock seat;I imagine a person as a 'seat' would get real uncomfortable :D  ;D

This post might match some of the abominations we've seen on this thread;it could be the 'abominable ones' are the individuals who created some of these machines.. The machines can be fixed,but the ones who built these things?  ::) I'm not too sure about that.  :D
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2883 on: April 13, 2023, 03:26:21 am »
Human seats - that's from Moby Dick.  Queequeq's father had them in his house. 
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2884 on: April 14, 2023, 03:08:43 pm »
Take a nice bike and turn it into a bad dream.
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2885 on: April 15, 2023, 02:56:26 am »
Quote from: ekpent on January 19, 2023, 05:39:01 am
Dibs on that awesome headlight !


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« Reply #2886 on: April 15, 2023, 03:08:41 am »
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2887 on: April 15, 2023, 08:05:47 am »
Maybe a product of a dream during a bad trip?
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2888 on: April 15, 2023, 12:25:26 pm »
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2889 on: April 15, 2023, 02:57:37 pm »
I’m only looking at it on my phone so maybe it’s worse on a bigger screen, but from what I can see it’s not that horrible apart from that tank? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2890 on: April 15, 2023, 04:44:07 pm »
Quote from: Tim2005 on April 15, 2023, 12:25:26 pm
I just spotted this up for auction.

Auction is here is anyone wants to buy it and put it out of it's misery

https://www.hjpugh.com/catalogue/lot/5bb4fbcc122322953afb0acb7effe5d5/b331b543c006b10521b2bcea6093a165/2-day-sale-of-vintage-and-classic-motorcycles-projects-lot-930/

This is truly an abomination.  I do not recognize the frame from any 1934 Triumph model.  It may have been heavily modified, or it may be from a different brand of motorcycle.  The engine is a 1949-1960.  From 1961 on they had an aluminum cylinder head. 

I sent the link to a buddy that's a Triumph expert, to see what he says.
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2891 on: May 05, 2023, 11:31:08 am »
Seen on FB marketplace for $2500 in Sierra Vista AZ
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2892 on: May 05, 2023, 12:14:37 pm »
Quote from: C317414 on April 15, 2023, 04:44:07 pm
Quote from: Tim2005 on April 15, 2023, 12:25:26 pm
I just spotted this up for auction.

Auction is here is anyone wants to buy it and put it out of it's misery

https://www.hjpugh.com/catalogue/lot/5bb4fbcc122322953afb0acb7effe5d5/b331b543c006b10521b2bcea6093a165/2-day-sale-of-vintage-and-classic-motorcycles-projects-lot-930/

This is truly an abomination.  I do not recognize the frame from any 1934 Triumph model.  It may have been heavily modified, or it may be from a different brand of motorcycle.  The engine is a 1949-1960.  From 1961 on they had an aluminum cylinder head. 

I sent the link to a buddy that's a Triumph expert, to see what he says.

When I hear people use the old timey term 'motor-sickle' that's what comes to mind.
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« Reply #2893 on: May 05, 2023, 03:37:37 pm »
That reminds me that I need to visit my cuz when I drive down to Bairnsdale to see my Ma next weekend, he’s got a 1922 BSA something or other that he thinks I need more than him. I don’t need any more bikes, but restoring a 101 year old bike might be fun. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2894 on: May 05, 2023, 04:38:48 pm »
It will probably just leak oil like the newer British bikes. But that's how we all if we get that old.
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2895 on: May 05, 2023, 04:43:55 pm »
Ha ha, yes Jim, at one point in history BSA was the biggest motorcycle manufacturer in the world, which probably necessitated the invention of another couple of products, degreaser, concrete cleaner and pressure washers….. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #2896 on: May 05, 2023, 06:50:30 pm »
I will be sure to not let my wife see that information. I don't think that I would like to be sprayed with decreased and pressure washed...............after all I too am very old! 🙈🙉🙊
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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2897 on: May 05, 2023, 07:01:03 pm »
Ha ha, yep sadly we’re all getting older, and leakier…. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2898 on: June 08, 2023, 07:58:19 am »
Red Baron anybody?

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Re: The Abomination thread!
« Reply #2899 on: June 08, 2023, 08:01:04 am »
Must be for a parade or something
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