I was in a bar last week and got chatting to a very very attractive woman in her late 50's.
After a few drinks she asked me if I would walk her home,we strolled to her house and just before we got there she said to me "Have you ever had a mother and daughter threesome?"
For her age she was gorgeous and I couldn't help imagining what a great time I was in for.With great anticipation we hurried to her door,the house was in darkness,she put her key in the lock,opened the door and yelled up to the bedroom,,,
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"Mom,,,are you still awake?"