A fellow goes to a restaurant for the first time. He announces how nice and clean the place looks! He tells the waitress that the coffee is great! He tells the cook that the food is great! He announces how perfect the restaurant is but mentions that he has to take a #$%*. Half an hour later he come out of the can complaining how awful the bathroom is, how horrible the service is and how this restaurant stinks! The cook yells "hey buddy not more than a half an hour ago you thought this place was wonderful - what happened?" The guy says "well I went to have that #$%* and shortly after I sit down this HUGE guy bursts into the stall, points a big gun in my gob and yells that he'll shoot me in the face if I don't suck his dick!" The cook is stunned and says "what happened next?" The guy says "well you didn't hear any #$%*ing gun shots did you?"
