I fella loves his wife so much that he gets her name tattooed on his johnson. Normally it says "Wy" but when he gets excited it says "Wendy". One day he's in a public bathroom having a piss. He happens to glance at the Rasta next to him and notices that his johnson also says "Wy". His curiosity gets the better of him and he says to the Rasta "Hey man I couldn't help but notice that you have "Wy" tattooed on your dick. I have the same tattoo but when my dick gets hard it spells "Wendy". What does yours spell?" The Rasta pauses for a moment and then says: "Welcome to Jamaica man - Have a nice day".
