I watch TV about once every couple of months...
Flipped it on tonight to Law & Order heh heh...
A Plastic Surgeon gets on his '70 cb750.. but somebody put KY jelly in his helmet so he doesn't put it on. Then a couple of miles into his ride the back wheel locks up and he's thrown from the bike landing on top of a 6' tall spiked cast iron fence and dies of course.
Forensics determine that someone used a syringe to transfer a "few drops" of battery acid into the oil tank causing the engine to seize.
...... right.