Redneck Medical Terms...
ARTERY: The study of paintings
BACTERIA: Backdoor to cafeteria.
BARIUM: What to do when the treatment fails.
CEASAREAN SECTION: District in Rome.
CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty
CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her.
COMA: Punctuation mark.
CONGENITAL: Friendly.
D&C: Where Washington is.
DILATE: To live a long time.
ENEMA: Not a friend.
FESTER: Quicker
GENITAL: Non-Jewish
HANG NAIL: Coat Hook
IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known
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LABOR PAIN: Hurt at work
MORBID: Higher offer.
NITERATE: Cheaper than day
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NODE: Was aware of.
OUTPATIENT: Person fainted.
POST OP: Letter carrier.
RECOVERY ROOM: Place to upholster.
RECTUM: Dang near killed him.
SECRETION: Hiding something
TABLET: Small table.
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Sick at the airport.
TIBIA: A country in North Africa.
TUMOR: More than one.
URINE: Opposite of “you're out”.
VARICOSE: Nearby.
VIEN: Conceited.
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