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Offline roy1

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At the Bar a good lookin woman drinking tea..
« on: August 11, 2011, 05:00:13 PM »

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says:
 
"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, on a boat,  on tea leaves, on a motorcycle, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, in the Ocean, drinking tea, it doesn't matter to me.
I just love it." !
 
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,


 
"No kidding. I'm in Congress too.
 
What party are you with ?"

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