I had to goggle Bike Breaker, it pretty much describes the local Yamaha shop near me perfectly!
As far as marks being to hard is concerned, I don't think they are that tough sometimes, it is just that not very many people are participating.
And obviously, excavators and milling machines aren't in every town otherwise anyone of the few people that are involved in this game would have hit the mark.
As for strip clubs, the nearest one to me is about 50 miles of I-75 driving and then into Ft.Myers, Fl. about 10 miles. No way in Hell am I riding into that cesspool of humanity this time of year.
Anyway, if you have a hard time excepting the 1 week recall rule, I suggest starting another scavenger hunt with different rules.