Two ladies go on a Girls Night Out, and they get really drunk.
When they leave their 5th bar, they start walking home.
Soon, they realize the both have to pee really badly.
The only place nearby is a cemetery so they pee on a grave .
The first lady takes off her panties and uses it as toilet paper.
The second woman uses a bouquet of flowers on the grave.
The next day their husbands are talking:
Husband 1: "Man, these Girls Nights Out have got to stop! Last night, my wife came home without any panties!"
Husband 2 "Oh thats nothing, my wife came home with a card between her butt cheeks that said: From all of us at the fire station, we will miss you!"
