It's the Decaffeinated racers that deserve all the credit. Put the timing out of whack, mess up the valve settings, raise and rake, take off one of the front discs and put fat unweildy tires. Then add a bunch of weight by welding on unnecessary tabs, install an extra centerstand, adding frivolous electrics, a giant banana seat, and a big battery. Slow and heavy -- thats the Decaf lifestyle! (actually, come to think of it, it sounds exactly like Orange County Choppers).
