Topic: This one could have been me

[roy1]

I took my dad to the mall to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours -
green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...

 

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.
I was just wondering if you might be my kid."


(Tried my best to PROPERLY post this joke)

[bryanj]

Roy, no matter what other people say I look in this section to have a laf and most of the time what you post does just that---even if i have read some of them before.

Keep it up and say Bollards to the nay sayers

[kirkn]

Roy, no matter what other people say I look in this section to have a laf and most of the time what you post does just that---even if i have read some of them before.

Keep it up and say Bollards to the nay sayers

+1   Some are good, some are groaners, just like life.  Keep 'em coming! 

[cb750f-2010656]

.....damn.....hilarious.