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Offline zackblack

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life savors
« on: August 25, 2011, 08:33:48 PM »
A teacher gave her kids life savors, The children began to identify the flavors by the color red~~Cherry** Yellow ~~Lemon**Green ~~Lime**Orange~~Orange. Finally, the teacher gave them all Honey lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. She said ,"I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "oh my God! They're ass-holes!"
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Re: life savors
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 09:52:57 AM »
Good ONE!  and so properly posted.  You should get an A+
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