The Coma...
Scootergirl gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Darn came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not Darn -- he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
Scootergirl thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about Darn. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
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The doctor replies, DeNephew
