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Offline lordmoonpie

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What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« on: September 03, 2011, 01:19:25 AM »
After being inspired by TG on the HiPo forum, I thought I'd ask whether toilet reading for us biker types is a "normal" state of affairs and if so what is in your magazine pile next to the big white throne? I'm lucky, I have a magazine rack next to mine that has an integral holder for a roll of toilet tissue - very practical and functional.

Currently in the rack you'll find a copy of the latest Classic Racer, Classic Bike magazine, Practical Sportsbikes - a great new UK magazine for bikes of the 80s/90s, Old Bike Mart newspaper, a Machine Mart tool catalogue, this year's Island Racer programme and of course, the latest issue of "Buzzing" - journal of the National Autocycle and Cyclemotor Club!

I like a nice selection in case we have guests staying over :D

What's in your toilet library?
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 01:51:58 AM »
My wife makes sure I get plenty of fiber, so there's never enough "throne time" for reading more than the label on the tube of toothpaste.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 04:10:17 AM »
JP Magazine, American Hunter, Cabelas
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 10:09:06 AM »
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 10:38:02 AM »
Car And Driver, Wired, Cycle World. 
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2011, 11:31:38 AM »
I've been known to take a service manual (bikes, cars, etc) in there with me.  Oh, and the latest Harbor Freight flyer...
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2011, 11:40:52 AM »
I only keep toilet quality magazines by my toilet.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2011, 11:43:46 AM »


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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 02:49:04 PM »
Motorcyclist, American Iron, Hot Rod and Car Craft

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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2011, 03:03:13 PM »
Cosmo, victories secret, better homes and garden.
Oh, forgot to mention. I am married with 3 daughters and they spend way more time in there then I do! :o
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2011, 04:51:04 PM »
What can I say...my wife is a VP at Playboy...

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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2011, 05:35:45 PM »
Quote from: brycegp on September 03, 2011, 04:51:04 PM
What can I say...my wife is a VP at Playboy...


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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2011, 07:57:28 PM »
An official CBR600RR Honda factory service manual. A really good place to study wiring diagrams and the like.  :)
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2011, 11:16:01 PM »
i dont read in the toilet,,it gives me the #$%*s.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2011, 11:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Gordon on September 03, 2011, 01:51:58 AM
My wife makes sure I get plenty of fiber, so there's never enough "throne time" for reading more than the label on the tube of toothpaste.

Ha! Thats funny!

Currently I have the Aerostich Catalog, Hondamans book, and Kieth Code's Twist of the Wrist 2.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2011, 12:30:41 AM »
Twist of the Wrist

in the toilet?sounds a bit dodgy.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2011, 02:18:51 AM »
Natrional Geographic and the Sunday comics.  Sometimes I just take something of special interest in there, but usually it's pretty much an air strike mission.  Get in, decimate, get the fokk out.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2011, 04:22:50 AM »
Car and Driver
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TDR Register (Dodge Ram/Cummins owners' mag)
BMW Owners' News (BMW Motorcycle Owners' Association mag)
Ride Texas (regional motorcycle mag)

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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2011, 08:47:10 AM »
The motorcycle classics with me in it. 1x1 photo of the Topeka world tour handoff. Drag Racer, Hot Rod.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2011, 03:10:57 PM »
If you have time to read on the toilet, you went in WAAAAYYYYYY too early.  ;D
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM »
TDR register???  OMG!!!  Another DODGE!!!  Had one of those turn in front of my Fleetwood today.  Wasn't a problem 'till I saw the LONG-ASSED GOOSENECK TRAILER it was towing!!!!!  (Can you say "HOLY $#!T!!")
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2011, 06:58:05 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2011, 07:14:44 AM »
Quote from: cb750f-2010656 on September 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
TDR register???  OMG!!!  Another DODGE!!!  Had one of those turn in front of my Fleetwood today.  Wasn't a problem 'till I saw the LONG-ASSED GOOSENECK TRAILER it was towing!!!!!  (Can you say "HOLY $#!T!!")

We pull a 36' Mobile Suites 5th wheel RV (16,000 lbs GVWR) with our 2011 Ram dually, so I can relate.

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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2011, 07:21:21 AM »
got 2 Clymers with my 350F.  one was next to the can from day 1.
now that my 350 is no longer,  its Angry Birds on my android.
...but copies of Orvis Fly Fishing catalog, JC Whitney, (Fly)Rod Builders are always reachable.
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Re: What's in your toilet reading magazine pile?
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2011, 11:51:03 AM »
A great topic Simon  ;D.
Good to see you read Old Bike Mart did you see me starring on the front page of the June edition and my bike on page 11.
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