Fiddy,
I just had to ask what you mean when you say "turd wrangling"?
Oh, turd wrangling is getting the actual POS in your possession. Like bringing a wayward calf back to the herd, except this bike is a real turd.
Sad to say this one has even gone down hill since it's acquisition. The forks have gone to some bike that actually ran but had been made into a chopper with ridiculous forks a foot too long and no suspension in them, but they were a clean set, so entropy has set in hard.
But a few months ago I started loosening bolts and oiling bolts and had all but the last skewer in the bottom of the motor left.
I beat on it regularly for the last few weeks , oiled, torched, banged, repeated. No move until devoting today to getting the motor free.
Oh yeah, there was also that broken shifter that they welded onto the shaft. Without cutting that loose I couldn't get the cover off to take the chain off, which would have held the motor.
A little help from a friend with an ankle grinder and the P.O.'s permanent fix is reversed.