A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a *
girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.**
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, *
"What are you doing?" *
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says. **
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to *
miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, *
why don't you give me a kiss?" **
So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best *
kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. *
You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" **
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl!"*
