Bed Time.....
After being denied sex by the wife several times with the excuse that she had a headache I decided to do something about it.
On a evening I was feeling a little frisky just before bed I offered her a couple of aspirin. She looked at me confused and asked what are those for?
I said your headache, to which she replied I don't have a headache. I know now lets go to bed and get started!
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