We were taking a drive out to the country the other day to check on a friend's property, and going down a country road and came upon a fellow perched on top of his John Deere. He was buck naked from the waste down, and hanging his junk over the radiator. We thought maybe he was somehow in trouble, so we stopped to ask.
With a large grin on his face he said that he said he was all okay, other than he and his wife had been having intimacy problems and he was waiting on her to arrive. He said he had visited a psychchologist about this problem who had told him a simple solution to these problems. He said the professional advice he received was simple- Start doing sexy things to "attract her."
