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Offline roy1

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Appointments
« on: October 16, 2011, 11:25:44 PM »

Appointments...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm gently.

The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

This time he whispers in her ear:

 
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


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