The waitress was tired of a Cop always hitting on her, so she came up with a plan.
"I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions. First, it'll cost ya
100 bucks."
"Second, you have to guarantee me that bells will ring and lights will flash...or it's $200"
He smiled, handed her $100 and led her over to the pinball machine to make sure it would
be a $100 root.
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