I'm saddened to announce the passing of Duracell Bunny
AP October 18, 2011 - The Duracell Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 10:42 p.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner rules that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
Bunny leaves a wife and 6,255,412,879 children.
