Got some brain damage...healed up somewhat. After a few months he thought, what the hell, I'll go to the the Brain Store and see what they have to offer.
He walks into the store and the clerk said "can I help you sir", my friend said, "Yes you can, I was in an accident and had some brain damage and was just looking to see what you had to offer".
The clerk said, well, we have a brain from Texas for only $500.00, and, we have a brain from Kentucky for a mere $800.00 and we have a brain from Wisconsin for $7,000.00...my friend say's, damn, why is the brain from Wisconsin so expensive.....the clerk say's..."cause it's never been used.
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