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Offline roy1

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Little Johnny in trouble again.
« on: November 14, 2011, 06:50:31 PM »

In school one day the teacher ask the class to make a sentence using the word fascinate. Mary raised her hand and said, we went to the zoo and I saw all the animals and it was fascinating.

The teacher said that was good but she wanted a sentence with fascinate. Little johnny was jumping up and down so the teacher called on him. Johnny said, My Aunt Judy has a blouse that has 10 buttons on it, but her t@ts are so big she can only fasten eight!!!
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