In school one day the teacher ask the class to make a sentence using the word fascinate. Mary raised her hand and said, we went to the zoo and I saw all the animals and it was fascinating.
The teacher said that was good but she wanted a sentence with fascinate. Little johnny was jumping up and down so the teacher called on him. Johnny said, My Aunt Judy has a blouse that has 10 buttons on it, but her t@ts are so big she can only fasten eight!!!