In the middle of forest, small meadow, beautiful young lady is sunbathing naked. A villain finds her and sneaks quietly near her. Follows this dialog:
Man: "I am sure you know what I am gonna do with you now?"
Lady opens her eyes: "Of course, same thing my boyfriend does with me. You will pull out your 12" long prick, hard like a rock and you will #$%* me for 3 hours straight."
Man, swallows nervously: "Actually, I just wanted to tell you that it looks like rain and if you don't get dressed you may catch cold."
