Author Topic: APOCALYPSE (Read 2725 times)

heffay · « **on:** November 17, 2011, 10:14:41 AM »

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The apocalypse just hit the fan and I'm wondering what I should take... Gear and Transpo?

The mormon's are s'posed to keep an end of the world bunker, I'm not gonna die in a wine cellar. We need to PREPARE NOW! If the zombies came to my house now, I'd be fubar'd.

I'd rather take a motorcycle, but is that really the smartest choice?
I love canned tuna, but won't the smell attract them? Them being zombies, or...

SOS what would you bring
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Coyote13 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2011, 10:33:35 AM »

S&W model 3914 9mm
1000 rds 9mm hollowpoints/4 mags
Beretta 12 ga. semi auto
250 rds 12 ga. ammunition (assorted)
Multi-tool and Kershaw
B.O.B. with MRE's, camp stove, fuel, water, assorted toiletries, flashlight, tarp, bed roll, socks, undies, rain gear, blah blah blah, standard B.O.B. stuff
Debating whether to take the CB750, the 883, the truck, or the Audi. Would be a lot easier decision if I had a dual sport. Truck's always nice though. Versatile.

heffay · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2011, 10:40:35 AM »

I'd probably just "borrow" a box truck to carry my bike. I mean, why rack up the miles on the bike.

Anyone ever read Z for Zacharia? Very short, easy read, but is one of my favorites since I was a kid. Last person on the planet stuff. There was another one that this kid drove around an old blue mustang during the apocalypse, which was a fun read too... if you read it and remember the title please remind me!

Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2011, 12:48:05 PM »

Couple pounds. You?

heffay · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2011, 01:11:56 PM »

I just figured that'd be in my pocket already, Jerry

CycleRanger · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2011, 01:29:30 PM »

Whiskey
cigarettes
toilet paper
chocolate
antibiotics
viagra
condoms
gasoline
bullets
arrows
dope
soap
beer
porn
false teeth
eye glasses
sun screen
etc.

These will be the trade goods of the future.
If you can't eat it, get laid with it, kill with it, get drunk with it, or get well with it it will have no value.

Of course it all depends on which version of the future you subscribe.

Are we talking about the Mad Max breakdown-of-society or a sudden decline from a disease, astral catastrophe, or alien invasion?

Lately I'm thinking we're heading more for a Soylent Green/1984 dystopia rather than the Road Warrior/Zombie apocalypse..

Coyote13 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2011, 01:56:35 PM »

Man I forgot my whiskey, cigs, dope, and porn. Hell if ya can't barter with 'em, BARTEND with 'em!

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2011, 02:12:05 PM »

What, nobody has suggested lots of Spam? Oh, wait, that's a Hawaiian thing.

heffay · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2011, 02:25:29 PM »

I grew up on SPAM but SHE won't touch it. Oh well, guess who gets to live longer when the world goes to #$%*!

Quote from: CoyoteUSP on November 17, 2011, 01:56:35 PM

Man I forgot my whiskey, cigs, dope, and porn. Hell if ya can't barter with 'em, BARTEND with 'em!

agreed... and with porn included, that's one helluva bar!

Gordon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2011, 03:16:23 PM »

Grab a few friends or neighbors and take control of the nearest walmart. All the food, water, clothes, guns, ammo, tools, gas and booze you'll need for a long time.

CycleRanger · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2011, 04:24:03 PM »

Quote from: heffay on November 17, 2011, 02:25:29 PM

I grew up on SPAM but SHE won't touch it. Oh well, guess who gets to live longer when the world goes to #$%*!

Obviously, SHE will live longer not eating all that fatty pork!

faux fiddy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2011, 07:12:34 PM »

Dr. Strangelove: Check List

brooze72 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2011, 07:20:29 PM »

Quote from: CycleRanger on November 17, 2011, 01:29:30 PM

Whiskey
cigarettes
toilet paper
chocolate
antibiotics
viagra
condoms
gasoline
bullets
arrows
dope
soap
beer
porn
false teeth
eye glasses
sun screen
etc.

Seems you got it covered, CycleRanger, only argument is in what order of importance!

dave500 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:19:36 AM »

ive already got a holden hq v8 308 cid so id prefer the mad max scenerio,not keen on painting it flat black just because the worlds gonna end though.

70CB750 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:41:46 AM »

Not just ammo, reloading components and tools too.

dave500 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:44:49 AM »

and dynamite/c4/gelignite,and a toothbrush,and toilet spray,hair gel,,going by this generation hair gel would be hotter than a 70 camaro!

heffay · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2011, 07:05:30 AM »

Quote from: dave500 on November 18, 2011, 03:44:49 AM

and dynamite/c4/gelignite,and a toothbrush,and toilet spray,hair gel,,going by this generation hair gel would be hotter than a 70 camaro!

This generation?? You do remember what generation greasers came from right? My Pappy always had a quart of oil in his hair... One time 8 of us went on a vacation in the ozarks, all in one land cruiser, pappy kept leaving grease marks on the windows when he'd pass out and lean on them to sleep. Man, I miss that guy.
PS... 70s Firebirds are much hotter! But thats a different thread.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2011, 10:15:44 AM »

body armor, ammo(lots), tobacco, whiskey, beer, flashbang and frag grenades, machete, knifes, mutli tool, CB750 tools, MRE, salt, a small still, toothbush, nightvision goggles, shotgun, rifle, .45 pistol, radios (short and long) , range finder, GPS, extra scope, tent, bedroll, hookers and coke, weed and seeds, any other narcs I could find, antibiotics (several kinds) med kits, coagulating trauma patches, socks, lighter and fuel (and magsparker), needles, fish hooks, line, paracord, forceps any med equipment I can get(syringes etc.) double threaded sections of pipe and caps, bleach, and the bike in the back of a big 4x4 truck

in the bunker I keep reloading,seeds,food and beer/moonshine making supplies

thats for a real deal.... for zombies I would just use a samurai sword and save my ammo (if they are the slow moving kind)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2011, 11:47:00 AM »

I am more interested in the apoopcalypse.

heffay · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:00:50 PM »

Quote from: DukieFrankenkit on November 18, 2011, 11:47:00 AM

I am more interested in the apoopcalypse.

I will probably be running around taking pictures.

brooze72 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:04:41 PM »

Well that's a shi**y job! (Sorry, couldn't help it, but Duki started this crap, oops, did it again

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CycleRanger · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:18:17 PM »

Quote from: heffay on November 18, 2011, 12:00:50 PM

Quote from: DukieFrankenkit on November 18, 2011, 11:47:00 AM
I am more interested in the apoopcalypse.

I will probably be running around taking pictures.

Are you German?

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2011, 02:41:12 PM »

I need a bloody big bunker fully equiped with enough food, drink and arms to last around 5-10 years {i did say big

} and a pile of extremely good looking women....... Well, someone's got to help repopulate....

Don R · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2011, 02:58:50 PM »

I knew I shuda took more money to the gun show last week. Seriously looked at the 5 gal buckets of mre's too. Big truck, trailer, lots o gas, generator and all the welding equipment and tools in case we rebuild after. 45 hardballer, 303 enfield, 270 pump, 22 ruger mark 1, and all the shotguns. big dog.

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2011, 03:00:48 PM »

Gday Don, show us a pic of the 270 pump mate, sounds lethal....

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Author Topic: APOCALYPSE (Read 2725 times)