In a dimly lit downtown Chicago bar on a Tuesday afternoon a guy fron the northwoods of Wisconsin who doesn't hear very well sat down at the bar. He ordered a beer and told the bartender to "get those two gals at the end of the bar one too."
The bartender looked down to the end of the bar and then told the guy "forget about those two, they're lesbians."
Undaunted, the customer told the bartender to get them one anyway. When he ordered his 2nd beer, he told the barkeep to get them another one. The bartender said "forget about those two, I'm telling you pal, they're lesbians.
After he got his 2nd beer he walked down to the end of the bar, gathered up all of his courage and said to the two women "So, how are things in Beirut?
