Author Topic: rugby and beer (Read 3191 times)

scunny · « **on:** May 19, 2006, 11:12:39 PM »

After an eventfull day in the garage, time for a few beers at my local and watch the mighty crusaders kick some south african arse.
Stay tuned, a very drunk LJ Wright aka scunny will return

scunny · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2006, 05:18:38 AM »

no wonder I can't catch a good sized trout, .....put my hook out and no bites

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2006, 05:27:42 AM »

Quote from: scunny on May 20, 2006, 05:18:38 AM

no wonder I can't catch a good sized trout, .....put my hook out and no bites

What's a Rugby mate, isn't that some kind of old car?

upperlake04 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2006, 06:29:33 AM »

I'll try to help your post for replies

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After an eventfull day in the garage, time for a few beers and watch the mighty oilers kick some ducks arse.

74cb750 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2006, 06:02:03 PM »

Ok, I know a Duck's arse is something to do with the way people
wore their hair in the 60's, right?

Rugby: something you walk on by, ....walk on by...

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2006, 06:27:11 PM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on May 20, 2006, 06:02:03 PM

Ok, I know a Duck's arse is something to do with the way people
wore their hair in the 60's, right?

Rugby: something you walk on by, ....walk on by...

Dionne Warwick?

crazypj · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2006, 08:09:08 AM »

Rugby is a game played by men witth odd shaped balls

PJ
(dont ever play full back, you get trampled a lot)
How are Wales doing this year, we did pretty good last year.

Dusthawk · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2006, 08:15:32 AM »

Quote from: crazypj on May 21, 2006, 08:09:08 AM

Rugby is a game played by men witth odd shaped balls
PJ
(dont ever play full back, you get trampled a lot)
How are Wales doing this year, we did pretty good last year.

Do I wanna know what their balls are shaped like?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2006, 02:03:39 PM »

I think it's cruel making whales play Rugby, where's the RSPCA when you need 'em?..............

ElCheapo · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2006, 02:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on May 21, 2006, 02:03:39 PM

I think it's cruel making whales play Rugby, where's the RSPCA when you need 'em?..............

It's real bad when they play the sharks

74cb750 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2006, 05:14:14 PM »

Do whales play against the Predators?
just wondering...
I saw a rugby game once, and then partied with the girls teams
afterward while the guys were playing.

found the game to be quite enjoyable, you might say..

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:47:22 AM »

Hey Michel, I thought all female Rugby players were Lesbians? Maybe they thought you were a french chick? I guess you had more hair back then, ha ha!

scunny · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2006, 02:41:18 AM »

Terry, an old cruiser round the road from me, whose home brew I like to sample, used to have a rugby car, apparently it had split rims and one day he got a puncture in the middle of nowhere, so stuffed the tyre with grass. he said he drove it for months like that then sold the car complete with said repair.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2006, 07:09:06 AM »

That wouldn't surprise me mate, I bought a 1948 Ford Prefect back in 1976, the owner had broken a chassis rail on a trip to Darwin back in the 1950's, so had fence-wired a lump of redgum to it, and it was still in operation when I bought it! I guess things were easier to fix back then.................

74cb750 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2006, 04:32:25 PM »

Is redgum the stuff those tubes yuou sell are made of, Terry?
come on fess up

peace,
michel

Ohhhhh, so the long hair I had back then is why them hussies with muscles
and I got along so well...I never knew.

nickjtc · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:59:22 AM »

Rugby is a hooligans game, played by gentlemen.

Football (soccer) is a gentlemens, played by hooligans.

...or so the sayings go.

dusterdude · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2006, 01:15:39 PM »

the way they have been playing lately,i would tend to agree.

golden_child · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2006, 01:20:26 PM »

I haven't played Rugby in 2yrs. I miss it.

Played 3 years in college and two years of mens league.

adams77 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:18:09 PM »

6 years of playing Hooker in the US military

I tried to play with the local club, but I am too old for the college crowd and too young for the old guys.

I still fit in my kit do you?

nickjtc · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:07:42 PM »

Quote from: adams77 on August 17, 2006, 06:18:09 PM

I still fit in my kit do you?

My kit disappeared about 25 years ago when I played last!

Will someone please explain why they changed the rule so that players can noiw be hoisted in the air in the line out.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #20 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:56:36 AM »

Quote from: adams77 on August 17, 2006, 06:18:09 PM

6 years of playing Hooker in the US military

They have hookers in the US military mate? Navy was it? I hear they never leave their mate's behind?

scunny · « **Reply #21 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:29:26 AM »

just home after watching rugby, Canterbury won of course.and yes I have had a few beers.

lifting in the line out was brought in because everyone was doing it anyway
when I become the All Black coach, I am going to select a dwarf for a lock, watch out how high we can throw that little sucker

nickjtc · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2006, 08:40:12 AM »

Quote from: scunny on August 18, 2006, 05:29:26 AM

when I become the All Black coach, I am going to select a dwarf for a lock, watch out how high we can throw that little sucker

One of the favourite pastimes in post-game revelry was 'toss the scrum half'. Assuming we were in a big enough hall everyone dumped their beer in a trail down the length of the room, then teams had to see how far they could make their (naked) scrum half slide. Very amusing...... well the female teams thought so, anyway.

adams77 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:53:23 PM »

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then teams had to see how far they could make their (naked) scrum half slide.

Why is it that after a match someone always ends up naked, covered with beer and in some sort of "how far can we" or "how many can we knock down" type game? $:-\$

nickjtc · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:38:09 PM »

Quote from: adams77 on August 18, 2006, 03:53:23 PM

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then teams had to see how far they could make their (naked) scrum half slide.

Why is it that after a match someone always ends up naked, covered with beer and in some sort of "how far can we" or "how many can we knock down" type game? $:-\$

Because rugby players are only gentlemen on the field.

scunny · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2006, 07:09:57 PM »

with my football club, when a team won a championship we would get on the booze back at the clubrooms, then later at night turn the floodlights on and play nude bullrush, some of the neighbours used to look forward to this time of year for a bit of entertainment.

back to Test Rugby tonight, where we kick some Australian butt, so just about time to start the warm up procedure, beer and more beer
GO THE ALL BLACKS

the rag · « **Reply #26 on:** August 19, 2006, 06:58:41 AM »

ireland gave ye a fright lately reckon they are a good bet for next years world cup

following munster for a long time what a joy to finally see them lift the heinicken cup

MUNSTER ABU

scunny · « **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:11:25 PM »

right then, off to watch Canterbury give Wellington a good old bashing in the forwards, ah the joy of a cool lager while your province administers a bit of biffo to the mascara wearing ponces from the capital city
.........................GO CANTERBURY....................

scunny · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2006, 04:42:00 PM »

we lost

ChrisR · « **Reply #29 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:57:12 AM »

Tough luck scunny - have another beer

I'm looking forward to the world cup next year, although I've got a nasty feeling England aren't going to put up much of a defence of their title - they've been playing poorly for the last couple of years and I don't think it's a clever tactic to deceive the opposition!

From this distance it looks like the kiwis will be pretty hard to beat - playing really good plus you don't think you have won the thing as many times as you should have. Outside bet on France though - they can beat anybody on their day if they can be bothered.

Isn't USA playing Uruguay for a place in the group stage today. They should go through and will be in the same group as England I think? (correct me if I'm wrong). Should be fun.

What group will Canada be in?

scunny · « **Reply #30 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:40:54 AM »

ChrisR we are looking good across the field but have a horrible feeling we are going to end up like England with the football world cup, we won it in 1989 and .............................................................., watch the French !!!

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