A hot woman visits a doctor, He is bowled over by how stunningly beautiful she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her dress off, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doc ...
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doc begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts going at it. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"