A young female reporter from New York gets her first job in a small Wisconsin farming town. Her editor assigns her to do an article on Mad Cow disease and sends her out to the local dairy farm.
Not knowing much at all about farming or cows she decides to get as much information from the farmer as she can.
"What do you think causes mad cow disease?" She asks the farmer.
"You do know that this a dairy farm right?" asks the farmer.
"Yes I do" says the young reporter.
"Then you must know that we milk all of our cows twice a day". says the farmer.
A liitle embarassed the young reporter admits she doesn't know much about cows or dairy farming.
"Well" says the farmer "Then I don't suppose you know that we'll let the cows only breed once a year then".
Even a little more embarrased but trying to keep her composure she says "Sir, thank you for the information but what does this have to do with Mad Cow Disease?"
"Well missy, let me ask you this" says the farmer. "If I played with your boobs twice a day but only gave you sex once a year wouldn't you be mad too?"
