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Offline Retro Rocket

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Sleeping with Bob
« on: December 05, 2011, 01:02:50 AM »


The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.


The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?  He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring.. I watched him all night."

The third night was Bill's turn.  He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.


"Good morning!" he said.  They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips.   Bob sat up and watched me all night."

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Re: Sleeping with Bob
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 06:04:07 AM »
LMAO. You're not sharing with me on the rally mate!  ;D

Reminds me of the bloke who asked his mate "If you woke up with vaseline on your butt would you tell anyone?"
Mate thinks for a moment and sais "No"
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Re: Sleeping with Bob
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 08:40:02 PM »
LMAO. You're not sharing with me on the rally mate!  ;D

Reminds me of the bloke who asked his mate "If you woke up with vaseline on your butt would you tell anyone?"
Mate thinks for a moment and sais "No"
"Want to go camping on the weekend?"

I had a mate that got well and truly pissed on the Gold Coats a few years back, he woke up on the beach with no idea how he got there, then realized his underpants were missing    :o   Only thing i could say was "did you have a sore arse".....  ;D ;D ;D :o
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Re: Sleeping with Bob
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 12:56:34 PM »
 HEY RETRO !  How long have you and Bob been friends ?     
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Re: Sleeping with Bob
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 03:08:24 PM »
HEY RETRO !  How long have you and Bob been friends ?     

Bob who.?  ;D
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