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Offline roy1

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Darth Nader Ruins Christmas
« on: December 16, 2011, 05:29:56 PM »
Along time ago in a Galaxy far far away its Christmas time.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are having a lightsaber battle.

Darth Vader says to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"

Luke says "eh?"

Darth Vader says again to Luke " I know what your getting for Christmas"

Luke says " how would you know that?"

 

 


 
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Darth Vader says " I felt your presence"



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Offline ThomasD883

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Re: Darth Nader Ruins Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 11:46:52 PM »
Zing! Another gem ,   ;D,  jk
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Re: Darth Nader Ruins Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 12:05:31 AM »
About as corny as it gets bro lol. :D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!