The 1985 Honda Nighthawk is the only motorcycle more effective than a chastity belt. Read about the epileptic horse that I bought as my first ride over here. No Christmas, sorry, just bikes this week.
As one might expect from the owner and purchaser of a $700 dollar motorcycle, many home remedies were tried to cure the machine's flagging health. Mystic interventions were common, ranging from the less-effective Gunk motor additive, to the more useful laying of hands and burning of sage. Periodically, after a particularly strong intervention, the motorcycle would run particularly well, and exceed its usual, half-mile radius, as if propelled by supernatural forces...
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www.behindbarsmotorcycle.com
