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Offline Grnrngr

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2010, 10:08:33 PM »
More safety? BS, I used to carry knives all the time back when...never had the need to use them, but having been trained how to use them in a disaster situation, definitely feel less safe without them. If the plane wrecked and was on fire, how would you cut yourself out of a jammed seatbelt? what would you use for an emergency tracheotomy? severely reduced ability to use my training to save lives, and an equally reduced ability to defend myself against an attacker..and a "safety screen" doesn't screen out psychos..
less freedom? maybe not in the sense that I can still go where I want, but definitely in the sense that I can't take the tools I feel are necessary (fingernail clippers, FFS), and a serious and unnecessary intrusion on my own personal business. While I do agree we need more jobs, I disagree we need to hire more people to watch other people, especially when the watchers don't do their job effectively, and seem, in many cases, to be prone to exceed their authority due to an inflated sense of power, a major loss of "freedom from harassment". Seriously, you think it's OK to pull grandmas or mothers with children out of line for a serious exam, and let a guy thru who would fit the "profile", because "ethnic profiling" is not allowed and to prove we don't do it, we pointedly ignore someone who might possibly fit "the profile"? Thats not far from saying a cop shouldn't pull someone over who's swerving down the road, because he fits the profile of a drunk driver, and profiling is a bad thing. You can bet that a great many of us here would, in fact, be pulled out for a more thorough exam, because we fit the "biker" profile, and it's OK to discriminate against bikers because they're known trouble makers and not an ethnic group.
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2010, 09:20:25 AM »
     A few years ago I had the luxury to fly on a privately leased Lear jet, (Actually twice, two round trips about a year apart.) the copilot happily loaded and unloaded my bags, and never looked twice at anything. There was no Xray baggage check or metal detectors, while everybody taking commercial flights were being corralled like livestock. I can certainly understand careful screening on international flights, and border crossings, but I think it has gotten out of hand.
     On my last commercial flight I was going from Cincinnati to Denver. A plane is less of a bomb with little fuel in it, so had to go to Baltimore for a  short lay over and fuel up, then off to Fort Worth to change planes. literally had to run from one side of the airport to the other to get on the second plane bound for Denver. All that riggamaroll should deter a common shoe bomber, but they couldn't stop there.
     Before boarding in Cincinnati, I was taken aside to make sure my belt buckle was not weapon of mass destruction. Let me tell you it is somewhat embarrassing to stand in front of lines of people with your shoes and belt removed, (again ???) arms spread out while someone waves a metal detecting wand all over you. I'm sure some of the people in those lines were worried they might have to sit near me.
     Now I don't fit the profile of a would be terrorist by any means, and "Wanda" looked like an overweight 55yr old librarian in a security guard outfit. I asked her if they just pick a harmless looking guys like me for a little on the job training. No reply. I also asked her, "How'd you get this job, don't you have to meet any physical requirements? She told me I could put my belt and shoes back on and went behind a cubical like divider, then someone else came out and directed me back into the line.
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2010, 11:18:17 AM »
I had the body scan in Amsterdam a couple years ago. I did it as an option because I thought it was cool. But now with all this mess, it is a bit scary. I understand the need for security, but until it is something like in Total Recall, I have to say I will pass.

I get a shake down every time I fly. They see a beard and body piercings and assume that I have a gun tucked into my foreksin.

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2010, 03:43:09 PM »
....True, I would rather have jobs created that generate something. We have a lot of skilled hands out there idle that could be making goods and creating wealth.

Hows about that Checker plant in the abandoned thread?  I'd never have imagined it was still standing.  Can you imagine the amount of jobs that could be created if that place were put to good use?



More safety? Maybe... Less freedom, maybe.  Like so many other things in life, it's only a problem if you let it bother you.

That's exactly the kind of attitude required of the general population to become a fascist society.  It doesn't happen overnight.  It's small steps that people get used to.   

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2010, 04:15:59 PM »
can't wait to fly again so I can get some action,  a quick feel would be nice.... :P
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2010, 08:31:45 PM »
The chance of any future bombers using past methods is nil. I expect the next round will be bombers carrying them firmly inserted up their rear end. I think the Saudi's already had a case like this directed against a government official.

I mean if you're going to blow yourself up, does it really matter where the bomb is planted? Wonder how they will screen for this? Maybe they will throw in a free prostrate exam with the "inspection".  ::)

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #33 on: November 24, 2010, 02:22:56 PM »
The chance of any future bombers using past methods is nil. I expect the next round will be bombers carrying them firmly inserted up their rear end. I think the Saudi's already had a case like this directed against a government official.

I mean if you're going to blow yourself up, does it really matter where the bomb is planted? Wonder how they will screen for this? Maybe they will throw in a free prostrate exam with the "inspection".  ::)

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #34 on: November 24, 2010, 03:42:15 PM »
If this catches on maybe it will be worth it.  ;D

Unwilling to submit to the TSA's controversial full-body scan, one enterprising traveler at LAX hoped to bypass the dreaded pat-down by wearing only a bikini through the security checkpoint


Check out the video here.  She shows off her outfit at the end.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/24/traveller-wears-bikini-th_n_788127.html
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2010, 04:30:59 PM »
The next wave, as previously mentioned, is not likely to resemble the first (9/11). 
Many security experts and pundits (gawd I hate that term) have posited that future attacks may be carried out by moles that have infiltrated baggage handling and airport operations personnel.  Effectively bypassing any passenger security measures. 
Add to that the recent enlightenment that most cargo suffers zero screening, and you have many routes of terror that do not involve passenger flight.
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2010, 06:57:31 PM »
It would certainly be awesome to spend time at the airport just watching, if more girls decide to do that, but I sure hope we don't start seeing a bunch of fat old guys in speedos showing up... ;D
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2010, 07:25:43 PM »
Re Video above:

Did anyone else catch the audio airport recording over and over again regarding security processes?
It seems to me if you put a movie from the 70's where everyone was in lock down and trying to move through a decimated government controlled city and used the audio from that recent video it would work perfect ;D

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2010, 01:28:58 PM »
I have only had one run in with security at the airports. It was soon after my motorcycle wreck in 02 and i had just moved from using crutches to using a cane for support with my messed up knee. Said knee has pins in it so you can imagine why i wound up in the situation of needing to go through the process. I told them several times that i was recovering from an accident and had pins in my knee. However the officer in question refused to listen and proceeded to pat down the limb in question and upon finding the bandages around my knee proceeds to twist it left and right! Needless to say my reaction to that was not pleasant at all. Lets just say it ended with me spending a night in jail with the threat of being charged with assault hanging over my head.
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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2010, 05:58:12 PM »
Attention MILF hunters. ;D  Check out this 52 year old woman stripping down for the TSA.

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Re: Anyone had their "junk" groped by TSA yet?
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2010, 06:04:20 PM »
She don't look too happy about it.....or about the guy filming her....
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