This is a true story as told by a friend of mine who was filling in at the Library...
Our little town opened a brand new beautiful library. state of the art and really cool so i decided to help a friend out one day and fill in for her. long time since i've been in a library.
so in walks this meth whore, dirty, mental, either coming down or going up. and she is in la la land. wants to know how to work a cd. so i decide to have a little fun at her expense.
i told her to go into the ladies rest room, strip down naked, put her finger in her belly button, open her mouth wide and stick the cd in her rear crack. and the sound would come out her mouth.
imagine my surprise when she waddles out of the ladie rooms as detailed above and says she can't hear anything.
i grabbed her breasts and the right one is volume, the left is the fader. .i tell her ....
and now.................
i'm now barred from the library and have to do community service if any one wants to me be re-instated into society please email and come to my probation hearing.
