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Offline roy1

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Several ways to tell someone their fly is down . .
« on: February 14, 2012, 12:44:38 PM »

The cucumber has left the salad.

I can see the gun of Navarone.

You've got Windows in your laptop.


Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore  leave.


Your soldier ain't so unknown now.


You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.


Your pod bay door is open.


Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!



Ensign Smythe is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!


The Buick is not all the way in the garage.


Dr. Kimble has escaped!


You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."


You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.


I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

 
And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped…
 

I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.


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Offline Cqyqte

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Re: Several ways to tell someone their fly is down . .
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 01:02:22 PM »
Barn door is open and the horse is standing in the paddock! ;D