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Offline Ernie

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are you a real biker?
« on: June 17, 2006, 07:32:49 PM »
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Motorcycles. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's bike, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own ride. I've been riding a motorcycles ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Offline 750goes

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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2006, 07:34:30 PM »
Every mans answer will be very similar  :D :D

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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2006, 07:14:02 AM »
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!


Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.


Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.



Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the
other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!


Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.



The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies. Best Pals.



A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!



The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing, and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?


(Yep,
you bet there IS a moral!)

"When You're built Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks

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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2006, 10:44:58 AM »
I hope my wife never finds out I'm a lesbian ;D ;D ;D

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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2006, 02:31:10 AM »
That's a serious sexual dysfunction, lesbian trapped in a mans body.. ;D
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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2006, 10:20:20 AM »
Are you sure it is that bad? I mean lesbians want other women and guys want women. SO I think it works out very well! ;D

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Re: are you a real biker?
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2006, 11:14:25 AM »
Nope Fake biker here......... ::) I am also a fake lesbian ;)