Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by. He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet and bows his head. The funeral procession passes by, and the biker puts on his helmet, gets on the bike, and starts it up.
The other biker comes over and says' "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first biker responds, "Well I guess it was the right thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
Not saying it was me...
